{"id":1567,"date":"2021-09-09T18:08:13","date_gmt":"2021-09-10T01:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/?p=1567"},"modified":"2021-09-09T18:08:13","modified_gmt":"2021-09-10T01:08:13","slug":"give-yourself-a-bronx-cheer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/?p=1567","title":{"rendered":"Give yourself a Bronx cheer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Every great cocktail has a great origin story. And that story is probably bullshit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So declares no less an authority than Robert Simonson, <em>New York Times<\/em> cocktail writer (ah, what a job!) and author of the definitive books on the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alibris.com\/The-Old-Fashioned-The-Story-of-the-Worlds-First-Classic-Cocktail-with-Recipes-and-Lore-Robert-Simonson\/book\/29835906\">Old Fashioned<\/a> and the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alibris.com\/The-Martini-Cocktail-A-Meditation-on-the-Worlds-Greatest-Drink-with-Recipes-Robert-Simonson\/book\/43538694\">Martini<\/a>, among others. In a 2019 manifesto published by <em>Taste<\/em>, Simonson established seven skepticism-infused&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/punchdrink.com\/articles\/is-that-classic-martini-margarita-cocktail-history-true\/\">&#8220;Rules of Cocktail History Verification&#8221;<\/a> with which to weigh every far-fetched folk tale of how a particular drink came into existence. The most important being:&nbsp;&#8220;If a story about the creation of a cocktail sounds too good to be true, it is.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">No surprise there. If there&#8217;s one thing booze hounds like more than drinking a drink, it&#8217;s talking about it. And while a bar dispenses many things, reliable information isn&#8217;t often among them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;ve tried throughout the <a href=\"https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/?cat=14\">Sunday Specials series<\/a> to provide only verified, multi-source histories of the cocktails I present\u2014or, at the very least, to lay out the various, competing versions of the drink&#8217;s lineage, accompanied by as many qualifiers as necessary.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;ll need a lot of them for this week&#8217;s concoction: the Bronx Cocktail.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The most oft-repeated narrative involves a bartender, Johnnie Solon, who worked at the old Waldorf hotel in New York around 1906. By one account, he invented the drink after hearing a customer&#8217;s description of the recently opened Bronx Zoo; by another, Johnnie visited the zoo himself. Some say the drink was inspired by the wild descriptions of zoo animals from his liquored-up clients; others suggest the barkeep was actually drawing a scathing parallel between the creatures who inhabited the menagerie beyond the East River and those perched on the stools of his own Manhattan establishment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As Gary Regan maintains in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alibris.com\/The-Joy-of-Mixology-Revised-and-Updated-Edition-The-Consummate-Guide-to-the-Bartenders-Craft-Gary-Regan\/book\/40411242\"><em>The Joy of Mixology<\/em><\/a>, odds are that none of those stories is true. For one thing, the Bronx Zoo opened in 1899, and the Bronx Cocktail existed as early 1900, listed on a menu\u2014from someplace other than the Waldorf. For another thing, as David Wondrich writes in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alibris.com\/Imbibe-Updated-and-Revised-Edition-From-Absinthe-Cocktail-to-Whiskey-Smash-a-Salute-in-Stories-and-Drinks-to-Professor-Jerry-Thomas-Pioneer-of-the-American-Bar-David-Wondrich\/book\/30723762\"><em>Imbibe!,<\/em><\/a>&nbsp;there were at least two other claimants to the invention around the same time, both of which were bars actually located in the Bronx borough.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Based on its components alone, this cocktail was most likely the product of multiple, independent parentages. The older, slightly higher-alcohol version is just a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.diffordsguide.com\/cocktails\/recipe\/1282\/medium-martini\">Medium Martini<\/a> (made, per Simonson, with equal parts gin, sweet vermouth, and dry vermouth) with a tiny bit of orange juice added. The more modern Bronx Cocktail is really a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thespruceeats.com\/perfect-martini-recipe-759777\">Perfect Martini<\/a> (double the gin, a fraction of the vermouths) with orange juice making up the difference.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Neither recipe represents anything like a giant leap forward in cocktail artistry. All it took was for someone to ask for a splash of OJ in their Martini, and the Bronx cocktail was born\u2014even if it wasn&#8217;t called that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I wanted to like what I call the Boozy Bronx, which Wondrich attributes to one Billy Malloy of Pittsburgh, Pa.; the recipe appears in &#8220;Cocktail Bill&#8221; Boothby&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alibris.com\/Boothbys-World-Drinks-and-How-to-Mix-Them-1907-Reprint-William-Boothby\/book\/42062022\"><em>World Drinks and How to Mix Them<\/em><\/a>, first published in 1908 (thereby casting further doubt on the Waldorf origin story). But because I love gin, I prefer the modern Bronx Cocktail, even though it goes heavy on the orange juice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Take your pick. The story of the creation of the Bronx Cocktail might indeed be too good to be true, but the drink definitely isn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/P9090011-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1582\" src=\"https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/P9090011-1-246x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"246\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/P9090011-1-246x300.jpg 246w, https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/P9090011-1-841x1024.jpg 841w, https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/P9090011-1-768x935.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/P9090011-1-1261x1536.jpg 1261w, https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/P9090011-1.jpg 1642w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 246px) 100vw, 246px\" \/><\/a><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">Bronx Cocktail<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Adapted from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alibris.com\/The-Joy-of-Mixology-Revised-and-Updated-Edition-The-Consummate-Guide-to-the-Bartenders-Craft-Gary-Regan\/book\/40411242\"><em>The Joy of Mixology<\/em><\/a> by Gary Regan<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px; text-align: left;\">2 ounces gin<br \/>\n1\/4 ounce sweet vermouth<br \/>\n1\/4 ounce dry vermouth<br \/>\n1 ounce fresh orange juice<br \/>\n1 dash orange bitters<br \/>\nOrange twist for garnish<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Twist the orange peel over the glass and add as garnish.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">Boozy Bronx<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Adapted from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alibris.com\/Imbibe-Updated-and-Revised-Edition-From-Absinthe-Cocktail-to-Whiskey-Smash-a-Salute-in-Stories-and-Drinks-to-Professor-Jerry-Thomas-Pioneer-of-the-American-Bar-David-Wondrich\/book\/30723762\"><em>Imbibe!<\/em><\/a> by David Wondrich<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px; text-align: left;\">1 ounce Plymouth gin<br \/>\n1 ounce sweet vermouth<br \/>\n1 ounce dry vermouth<br \/>\n1 bar spoon orange juice<br \/>\n2 dashes orange bitters<br \/>\nOrange twist for garnish<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Twist the orange peel over the glass and add as garnish.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every great cocktail has a great origin story. And that story is probably bullshit. 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