{"id":1721,"date":"2021-11-20T11:28:03","date_gmt":"2021-11-20T19:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/?p=1721"},"modified":"2021-11-20T22:09:40","modified_gmt":"2021-11-21T06:09:40","slug":"tequila-truth-and-reconciliation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/?p=1721","title":{"rendered":"Tequila: truth and reconciliation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A lot of people, it seems, have been bitten by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.diffordsguide.com\/g\/1084\/tequila\">tequila<\/a>. And it&#8217;s rarely just a minor flesh wound.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">My own bad tequila experience is probably much like yours: I simply drank too much of it. A friend was ordering shots for the table, and being a prudent sort I thought that I should pace myself. Which worked great until last call, when I felt obligated to play catch-up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">At some point before the band quit for the night, I deemed it advisable to pour salt onto the dance floor in an attempt to &#8220;boost my moves.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The ensuing repercussions would be familiar to you, too, and don&#8217;t require much elaboration; let&#8217;s just say&nbsp;even the aroma of tequila induced a gag reflex in me\u2014for more than 30 years.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In the course of exploring the cocktail universe through these <a href=\"https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/?cat=14\">Sunday Specials<\/a>, though, I felt obligated to give tequila another chance. And I&#8217;m pleased to report that it went well. My beloved gin need not worry about my continued faithfulness, but I&#8217;ll at least entertain the idea of an mezcal-type cocktail now and then.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Before we get to that, though, a question: Why is it that the catalyst for so many alcoholic misadventures is tequila and not, say, vodka or rum?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In part, I think, it&#8217;s the mystique surrounding the spirit. Although fermented beverages made from the agave plant have been around for centuries, tequila was essentially unknown outside of Central Mexico until <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ianchadwick.com\/tequila\/18-19th%20centuries.htm\">the late 19th century<\/a> and wasn&#8217;t widely available in the United States until Prohibition, when smugglers began supplying it to speakeasies.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Tequila&#8217;s unique taste and powerful punch added to the allure, as did the myth of the worm in the bottle (added to certain brands of mezcal in the 1950s, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.straightdope.com\/21342472\/why-is-there-a-worm-in-bottles-of-tequila\">purely as a marketing gimmick<\/a>) and the even bigger myth that tequila is a hallucinogen (which seems to have arisen in the 1960s when someone <a href=\"https:\/\/askinglot.com\/is-tequila-a-hallucinogen\">confused mezcal with mescaline<\/a>, an entirely different thing).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">By the 1980s, tequila had gone mainstream (thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.southernliving.com\/culture\/music\/jimmy-buffetts-margaritaville-origin-story\">Jimmy Buffet&#8217;s &#8220;Margaritaville&#8221;<\/a>) while also becoming a mainstay of college campus culture through the rise of <a href=\"https:\/\/vinepair.com\/articles\/american-drinking-traditions-foreign\/\">the entirely American practice of drinking straight shots<\/a> with salt and lime. (Aficionados in Mexico recommend that you <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thegentlemansjournal.com\/article\/need-stop-shooting-tequila-start-sipping-instead\/\">sip straight tequila slowly<\/a>, especially if it&#8217;s a complex all-agave variety.) The body count from those shots-parties alone, coupled with the casualty list from the &#8220;it tastes like a Slurpee&#8221; Margarita crowd, is incalculable.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So what do you do if, like me, the very thought of tequila makes you feel like dumping your chum? I took the advice of M. Carrie Allan in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/lifestyle\/food\/you-swore-off-tequila-for-good-heres-how-to-enjoy-the-alcohol-that-once-betrayed-you\/2018\/04\/16\/c0c9952a-3e8d-11e8-974f-aacd97698cef_story.html\"><em>The Washington Post<\/em><\/a><em>:<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Remember that what you experienced of a spirit in your youthful idiocy is not the definition of that spirit.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Try your nemesis in a drink far removed from the one that made you ill.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>And, &#8220;scale up gradually.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Here are three recipes\u2014none involving Margaritas or shots\u2014to help you make peace with the agave spirit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The Paloma is a simple, three-ingredient cocktail that envelopes tequila&#8217;s herbaceousness with the strong sour and acidic flavors of lime and grapefruit. You&#8217;ll still taste the tequila, but this is a good cocktail to find out whether you and the hooch are really going to bury the hatchet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A step up in terms of complexity is the Cantarito, which adds orange and lemon juice to the Paloma mix. Surprisingly, the tequila isn&#8217;t buried by the citrus so much as enhanced by it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">If you made it this far, it&#8217;s time for the Mexican Razor Blade, basically a tequila-cucumber sour with a slight chile kick. There&#8217;s little here standing between you and the source of your ruination, so proceed with caution.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And let the healing begin.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/PA140043.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1724\" src=\"https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/PA140043-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/PA140043-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/PA140043-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/PA140043-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/PA140043.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">Paloma<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Adapted from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.liquor.com\/recipes\/paloma\/\">Liquor.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px; text-align: left;\">2 ounces tequila blanco<br \/>\n1\/2 ounce fresh lime juice<br \/>\nGrapefruit soda, chilled<br \/>\nLime and coarse salt for garnish<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Wet the rim of a Collins glass with a lime wedge, then dip the rim in a saucer of salt. Fill the glass with ice, add tequila and lime juice, and top off with grapefruit soda. Stir briefly, and garnish with lime wedge.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">Cantarito<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Adapted from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thespruceeats.com\/cantarito-cocktail-recipe-760805\">The Spruce Eats<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 40px;\">1 1\/2 ounces tequila blanco<br \/>\n1\/2 ounce fresh lime juice<br \/>\n1\/2 ounce fresh lemon juice<br \/>\n1\/2 ounce fresh orange juice<br \/>\nGrapefruit soda, chilled<br \/>\nLemon, lime, or orange wedge, and coarse salt, for garnish<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Wet the rim of a Collins glass or Ball jar with a citrus wedge, then dip the rim in a saucer of salt. Fill the glass with ice, add tequila and citrus juices, and top off with grapefruit soda. Stir briefly, and garnish with citrus wedge.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">Mexican Razor Blade<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Adapted from <a href=\"https:\/\/punchdrink.com\/recipes\/mexican-razor-blade\/\">Punch<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px; text-align: left;\">2 small slices cucumber<br \/>\n2 ounces tequila blanco<br \/>\n1 ounce lime juice<br \/>\n3\/4 ounce simple syrup<br \/>\nCucumber slice and powdered chile for garnish<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Muddle cucumber in the bottom of a cocktail shaker, then add liquid ingredients.&nbsp;Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a floating&nbsp;cucumber slice and a sprinkle of piqu\u00edn chile, cayenne, or other powdered chile.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lot of people, it seems, have been bitten by tequila. And it&#8217;s rarely just a minor flesh wound. 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