{"id":224,"date":"2012-11-11T18:23:53","date_gmt":"2012-11-12T01:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/\/\/?p=224"},"modified":"2018-08-31T19:44:04","modified_gmt":"2018-09-01T02:44:04","slug":"an-anchovy-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cuisinestupide.com\/?p=224","title":{"rendered":"An Anchovy Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salty, pungent, sharp
\n<\/em>Anchovies bring on bad breath
\n<\/em>Offense is worth it<\/em><\/p>\n

Yeah, I know, don\u2019t quit my day (prose-writing) job, right? But anchovies are one of those foods that bring out the passion (as in love or hate) in people. Drive them to drink. Or to write bad poetry.<\/p>\n

I never liked anchovies as a ch\u2026<\/p>\n

No wait … I HATED anchovies as a child. Somewhere between young adulthood and sanity, though, I decided to give them another chance. Now I\u2019m a devoted fan. I like them on my pizza. I like them in (authentic) Caesar salad. I like them crammed into green olives. Lucky for me I don\u2019t need to avoid salt for my health.<\/p>\n

So when I opened the Vincent Price cookbook<\/a> and found the anchovy toast recipe, I knew I had to give it a try. The actual title of the recipe is \u201cGrilled Anchovies,\u201d because after you spread your toasted baguette slices with the stuff, you lay on a pat of butter and stick them under the broiler.<\/p>\n

As much as I wanted to follow the recipe point by point, I just couldn\u2019t add the butter. I\u2019m sure that would have been lovely, but \u2026 Too Many Calories. So we just spread the mixture on the toast and called it good. And oh it was. According to the description, the Prices got the recipe from Boulestin, \u201cone of the grander restaurants in London.\u201d<\/p>\n

Just to make things interesting, I decided to look for an updated recipe for an anchovy spread so I could make both dishes and compare them. I went on the internet to see what I could find, and there was Jacques Pepin, in one of a series of videos of his version of \u201cfast food.\u201d<\/p>\n

So I made Pepin\u2019s anchovy spread as well as Vincent Price\u2019s. I love the pure anchovy-ness of the Price version. Chef Zuz favors the Pepin recipe, which mellows out the anchovies\u2019 sharpness with the help of some almonds, bread cubes, and olive oil. (Pepin doesn\u2019t give the actual recipe in the video, but if you search for \u201canchovy spread\u201d and \u201cPepin,\u201d you should find it.)<\/p>\n

\n

Grilled Anchovies<\/strong><\/p>\n

Can of anchovy fillets in oil
\n2 tablespoons chopped parsley
\n\u00bd teaspoon minced garlic<\/p>\n

The Prices give directions for pounding the fillets in a mortar. I just dumped everything into my mini-prep and pushed the button.<\/p>\n

Spread the deliciousness on toasted baguette slices. I recommend you enjoy these along with an incredibly cold martini.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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