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Bathe your love berries in bubbly

by Chef Zuz on February 10, 2021August 26, 2021 in Sunday Specials Cocktails, Thirst Quenchers

Alistair Cooke, the great British journalist who spent most of his career trying to explain the United States to his befuddled compatriots back home, never quite managed to develop an… [Continue Reading]

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Restoring the Daiquiri’s dignity

by Chef Zuz on February 4, 2021August 26, 2021

I understand the attraction of the frozen cocktail. I really do. Just like I understand the attraction of Big Macs and professional wrestling and “Judge Judy.” There’s an undeniable appeal… [Continue Reading]

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The Old Fashioned in a new era

by Chef Zuz on January 28, 2021August 26, 2021

The State of Oregon, in a perhaps questionable move, granted me my alcoholic beverage server’s permit in 2019. I had a chance to put it to use exactly once—serving up… [Continue Reading]

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A rye for right now

by Chef Zuz on May 13, 2020May 14, 2020

OK, all you coronavirus quarantine bread bakers out there. It’s time to get serious. You’ve done banana breads, zucchini breads, blueberry muffins, and buttermilk biscuits. You’ve tried your hand at… [Continue Reading]

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Who burned the ice cream?

by Chef Zuz on August 10, 2019

Chef Sin and I have freakishly similar tastes in most things, but especially in food. We both prefer our meat medium rare. We both despise beets. We both think Dungeness… [Continue Reading]

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What is this 25-year-old pizza stone telling you?

by Chef Zuz on June 9, 2019June 11, 2019

We bought our ceramic baking stone in the early 1990s—and it looks like it. If those stains could talk, here is what they’d say about pizza: The rise is worth… [Continue Reading]

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Embrace the hype and pass the toast

by Chef Zuz on August 31, 2018January 29, 2019

My go-to sandwich when visiting an unfamiliar diner or lunch spot is usually a BLT. It’s hard to mess up bacon, lettuce, and tomato on bread — at least, not… [Continue Reading]

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Smoke ’em if you stock ’em

by Chef Zuz on March 4, 2018August 31, 2018

We celebrated Thanksgiving last week. Not because we forgot that it was February. Or that we missed the November holiday. We celebrated Thanksgiving last week for basically one reason: We’d… [Continue Reading]

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The best next-day beast

by Chef Zuz on December 19, 2016August 31, 2018

The holiday is over. The gifting is done. The feast has been reduced to an oddball collection of Gladware tubs and clingwrap covered dishes stacked in the fridge like an Irish famine… [Continue Reading]

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Yes, we reviewed a can opener

by Chef Zuz on April 2, 2016August 31, 2018

Chef Zuz wrote the following review for Cool Tools, Kevin Kelly’s smart, crowd-sourced gadget recommendation site (it’s also a massive and wonderful book that can trace its lineage back to the… [Continue Reading]

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